Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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