if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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