Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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