Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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