so let's talk penis.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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