Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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