1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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