why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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