is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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