Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
and you fell through a lawn chair
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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