i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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