you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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