I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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