Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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