so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
