I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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