We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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