Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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