dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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