We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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