I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He felt like a one man threesome
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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