16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
