life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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