it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
tell me about the fingering
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