omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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