it hurts more in the daytime
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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