got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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