Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They took my balls.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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