Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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