trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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