so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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