I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
