I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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