They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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