new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ugly people sure do ruin things
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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