quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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