Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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