is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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