yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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