Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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