Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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