she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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