I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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