Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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