Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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