Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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