Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Randomize
