I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I enjoy the company of your penis
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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