Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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