ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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