Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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