dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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