i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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