worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I wear drunk well.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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