They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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