There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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