do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
farters have to be the big spoon...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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