Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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