Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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