I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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