More tranny stories later!
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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