I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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