I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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